Tiger Woods Jokes / Recent Jokes

Now a second woman has come forward and claimed she had an affair with Tiger. Something tells me he's going to be doing that fist pump alone for a while.

The first police officer on the scene assessed the situation, " It's apparent that the man on the ground was struck by this 7-iron three times on the face and that the same club was used on the three broken windows of this Escalade".
Elin said, "put me down for a four".

Tiger Woods says he will be returning to competitive golf next month. With a bang.

Tiger Woods has decided not to attend next week's Chevron World Challenge. He'd like to go, but his wife still has his nine iron.


Tiger Woods won't be playing any more tournaments this year.
However,I'm sure he will get in some holes here and there.

Tiger Woods has come out of seclusion to pursue the grand slam: a cocktail waitress, a porn star, a stewardess, and a receptionist.

Golf great Tiger Woods had some lacerations on his lip when he crashed his SUV the day after Thanksgiving... He claims his injuries were self-inflicted.. but normal behavior for himself, stating... "I always make cuts on Friday"..