Tiger Woods Jokes
Tiger Woods father was black, and his mother is from Thailand.
So if they ever had a combined family reunion,
would it be a Black-Thai affair?
Tiger Woods' wife is pregnant. Tiger's mom told reporters, "It's about time! What was the par on that hole anyway?"
Tiger woods and his wife Elin announced the birth of their son Charlie Axel Woods Sunday February 8, 2009. Woods said all are doing great, and thanked all the doctors, nurses, and the Nike officials who got to cut the umbilical cord. Nike used the event to launch their new line of infant wear with the new slogan, “Just do do!”
When asked about defending the US OPEN title.Tiger Woods said,"Its a great name,I dont think they should change it"!
The Mars Rover is stuck in a sand trap on the Red Planet.Tiger Woods says he will hole it out for a 20 million dollar appearance fee.