REHAB is for quitters
Actress Lindsay Lohan has spoken out abut her rehab visit
" it wasn't what I expected, I felt right at home "
we the people are wondering if it was because the staff was so hospitable or if it was because her dad was her roommate
Burt Reynolds checked into Florida drug rehab facility last week for what his publicist said was an addiction to pain killers. The 72 year old actors equally famous 70's porn style mustache also entered rehab for what is publicist said was an addiction to Burt Reynolds.
Eddie Van Halen entered rehab to "work on" himself. He may miss Van Halen's induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and a planned reunion tour this summer.
"I know things look bad", said Eddie, "but you have to focus on the bright side - I still have most of my teeth."
A swanky rehab facility is suing Courtney Love, claiming she never paid her bill after leaving there in 2005.
The lawsuit states that unless she pays in full, she will be shot full of heroin-tipped darts, thus re-addicting her.