Testaments Jokes

This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in.)... Enjoy!* In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the
world, so he took the Sabbath off.* Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called
Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.* Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.* The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with
the unsympathetic Genitals.* Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel
like Delilah.* Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread
which is bread without any ingredients.* The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses
went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.* The seventh commandment is more...