Teepee Jokes / Recent Jokes

A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after his first year at college. When his dad asked him about his first year at school, he said: I'm having trouble with people making fun of me, especially my Indian name. How did you come to give your children such odd names"? His father said: "When your brother was born, I looked out the teepee and I saw an eagle flying so I named him Little Eagle and when your sister was born, I looked out the teepee and saw a deer grazing, so I named her spotted fawn. Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking"?

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

( too tense! )

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwam; then Im a teepee; then Im a wigwam. Its driving me crazy. Whats wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "Its very simple. Youre two tents."

This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their villiage to see the chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy and says:"You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes." What is your first wish?, The cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, say: "well, can i talk to my horse o' great chief?" The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says "he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse". So the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it's ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a sudden the horse returns with a Blonde riding upon its back. The indians look amazed. The chief grins, points to a secluded Teepee. The cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee. An hour later he more...

This cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. they take him back to their villiage to see the chief. the chief looks at the cowboy and says:
“You white man, you will die at sundown, but chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes.
” what is your first wish?, the cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, say: “well, can i talk to my horse o’ great chief?
“The chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says “he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse”. so the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it’s ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. the indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. but, all of a sudden the horse returns with a blonde riding upon its back. the indians look amazed. the chief grins, points to a secluded teepee. the cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee. an hour later he more...

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer conceal.

A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very delighted. He built her a teepee made of antelope conceal.

The third companion gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide.

The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. Many tried, unsuccessfully.

Lastly, one young brave stated that the third companion had given delivery to twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"

The soldier answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

A cowboy is out riding the range when he suddenly gets ambushed by a group of Indians. They take him back to their village where he goes before the Chief. The Chief looks at him and says, "You, white man, will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes. What is your first wish?"
Looking around, the cowboy gives it some deep thought, then says, "Can I talk to my horse, O' Great Chief?"
The Chief is puzzled by the request but says, "Sure, white man, talk to your horse."
The cowboy goes to his horse, whispers in its ear and the horse gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians sit around and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish but, all of a sudden, the horse returns with a brunette riding upon its back. The Indians look amazed. The Chief grins and points to a secluded teepee. Embarrassed, the cowboy takes the brunette into the teepee.
An hour later, he comes out and says to the Chief, "Can I more...