Sundown Jokes

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    This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their villiage to see the chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy and says:
    "You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes.
    " What is your first wish?, The cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, say: "well, can i talk to my horse o' great chief?
    "The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says "he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse".
    So the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it's ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a sudden the horse returns with a Blonde riding upon its back. The indians look amazed. The chief grins, points to a secluded Teepee. The cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee. An more...

    This cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. they take him back to their villiage to see the chief. the chief looks at the cowboy and says:
    “You white man, you will die at sundown, but chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes.
    ” what is your first wish?, the cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, say: “well, can i talk to my horse o’ great chief?
    “The chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says “he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse”. so the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it’s ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. the indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. but, all of a sudden the horse returns with a blonde riding upon its back. the indians look amazed. the chief grins, points to a secluded teepee. the cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee. an hour later he more...

    This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their villiage to see the chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy and says:"You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes." What is your first wish?, The cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, say: "well, can i talk to my horse o' great chief?" The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says "he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse". So the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it's ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a sudden the horse returns with a Blonde riding upon its back. The indians look amazed. The chief grins, points to a secluded Teepee. The cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee. An hour later he more...

    A cowboy is out riding the range when he suddenly gets ambushed by a group of Indians. They take him back to their village where he goes before the Chief. The Chief looks at him and says, "You, white man, will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes. What is your first wish?"
    Looking around, the cowboy gives it some deep thought, then says, "Can I talk to my horse, O' Great Chief?"
    The Chief is puzzled by the request but says, "Sure, white man, talk to your horse."
    The cowboy goes to his horse, whispers in its ear and the horse gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians sit around and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish but, all of a sudden, the horse returns with a brunette riding upon its back. The Indians look amazed. The Chief grins and points to a secluded teepee. Embarrassed, the cowboy takes the brunette into the teepee.
    An hour later, he comes out and says to the Chief, "Can I more...

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