Wigwam Jokes

A guy walks into a doctors office and says, "Doc, I have a problem. First I think I'm a teepee, then I think I'm a wigwam. Then a teepee, then a wigwam. And so on and so on. Whats wrong with me?"
The doctor replies, "Your problem is that you're two tents."
(two tents, too tense)

A man walks into his doctor's office muttering to himself. The other patients look at him strangely but the man does not acknowledge them. He keeps muttering.When he walks into the doctor's office, he explains what's wrong."I can't concentrate, doctor. All I keep thinking about is wigwams and teepees."He starts muttering to himself, "Wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee."The doctor slides his chair up to him and tells the man what's wrong."I think I figured it out. You're two tents."(tense/tents)

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

( too tense! )

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwam; then Im a teepee; then Im a wigwam. Its driving me crazy. Whats wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "Its very simple. Youre two tents."

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."