Tam Jokes

1. IF YOU CONSIDER ONLY TAMIL AS THE MEDIUM OF INSTRUCTION IN ALL PLACES.

2. IF YOU EAT ONLY RICE ALWAYS.

3. IF WATER IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD BECAUSE WATER IS MORE PRECIOUS HERE.

4. IF YOU WILL NOT HELP ANOTHER TAM SUCCEED, IF HE SUCCEEDS YOU WILL BE THE MOST UNHAPPY PERSON IN THE WORLD

5. IF YOU THINK ANNA UNIVERSITY IS THE BEST FOR ENGINEERING AND YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THERE EXISTS AN IIT MADRAS

6. IF YOU SAY VANAKKAM TO A FOREIGNER INSTEAD OF SHAKING HANDS WITH HIM.

7. IF YOU CAN EVEN DARE TO TEASE A CHENNAI FEMALE.

8. IF THE ONLY CAREER OPTION IS IN SOFTWARE.

9. IF YOUR FINAL AIM TO LIVE IN USA EVEN THOUGH YOU WOULD BE A SWEEPER THERE.

10. IF YOU VOTE ONLY EITHER DMK OR AIADMK.

11. IF YOU ARE VERY STINGY TO SPEND ON AUTOS.

12. IF YOU HAVE RE. 1 WATER INSTEAD OF PEPSI WHEN YOU ARE THIRSTY.

13. IF YOU THINK S. RAMESH IS CAPABLE OF OPENING THE BATTING more...

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Hong Kong Chinese
detective, Tam Pam Sim Lee, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house. I watch house.
He come to house. I watch house.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she get on train. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree - look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not
see.
NO FEE.
Sincerely,
Tam Pam Sim Lee