Stool Jokes / Recent Jokes

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert
outpost. On
his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out
back
of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour,
"What's the camel for?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long
way from
anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we
have the
camel." The Captain said "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess
it's
all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months,
the
Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN
THE
CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the
Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have
vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the
stool
and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that more...

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!! knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves.

The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and --WHAM!!!"-- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!

The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears."

four gay guys walk into a bar and there is only one stool left, how do they all sit down? they flip the stool over and they all sit on the legs of the stool.

Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender politely informs Roy that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him?

Roy is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, Roy stumbles in the SIDE door of the "same" bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink.

The bartender comes over and, still politely but more firmly, refuses service to him due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. He looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, Roy bursts in through the BACK door of the more...

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking,
minding his own business when all of a sudden this
great big dude comes in and -WHACK!!- he knocks
him off the bar stool and says,
"
That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "
GEEZ"
but he gets back up on
the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden
-WHACK- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and
says,
"
That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this so he leaves
and is gone for an hour or so and when he comes back
-WHACK!!!"
- He knocks the big dude off his stool
and out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says,
"
When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears.