Spears Jokes / Recent Jokes
What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
- Dinner at Hooters.
Britney Spears prevented the loss of any wealth to ex Kevin Federline by having him sign a prenuptual agreement. I never thought I would write this: Britney Spears is more intelligent than Paul McCartney.
According to leaked documents, Britney Spears is worth an estimated $100 million. That number will be cut in half when she finishes going through the cocaine stashed in her guest house.
10. Say Christina Aguilera can whup her ass any day
9. Lay her for free (Sorry, that's something that'll automatically get you IN to a Britney Spears concert)
8. Try to pass yourself off as the opening act
7. Make fun of Justin Timberlake
6. Give her a wedgie
5. Pass around pictures of her when she was in the Mickey Mouse Club
4. Have legitimate proof that she got breast implants
3. Bust her lip-synching
2. Point out that her initials are BS
1. Wait a minute...why the hell would anyone want to go to a Britney Spears concert in the first place?
Britney Spears kicks off her "Circus" tour this week. It begins with several clowns coming out of her vagina.
Britney Spears was criticized by fans and in the press for flashing her nether region to paparazzi on a number of occasions.
Britney responded to the criticism by saying, "C'mon, it's just a vagina. Everybody has one."
one night shaggy and brittnay spears go out on a date at the restaruant some one farts really loud shaggy goes "wasn't me" britnay spears goes "oops i i did it again", then the next night they go out again then they hear a huge loud disguting fart shaggy goes "wasn't me", britnay spears goes "stonger than yesterday"