Spears Jokes / Recent Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Britney Spears...Oops I did it again.
A castaway was washed ashore after many days on the open sea. The island on which he landed was populated by savage cannibals who tied him, dazed and exhausted, to a thick stake. They then proceeded to cut his arms with their spears and drink his blood.
This continued for several days until the castaway could stand no more. He yelled for the cannibal king and declared, "You can kill me if you want to, but this torture with the spears has got to stop. Dammit, I'm tired of being stuck for the drinks."
How is a computer like Britney Spears? They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
Britney Spears has filed papers for divorce yesterday from Kevin Federline. Spears has demanded full custody of the kids to live with her in a life of luxury. Federline said the whole thing caught him by surprise... Especially that he doesn't qualify as one of Britney's kids.
Jay Leno monologue, "Britney spears wrecked her $200,000 Ferrari after she downshifted into second gear going 85 miles an hour. But never any danger of her gettin' hurt. She wasn't hurt 'cause luckily, both her and the car have the dual air bags, so they're fine."
Jay Leno monologue; "Britney Spears doing Pepsi. Christina Aguilera now doing an ad for Coke. Bill Clinton signed today doing one for Squirt."