Brittany Jokes

Brittany Spears is so plastic, people try to sell her in stores.

Brittany was on her deathbed with her husband Adam at her side.
"Honey, I need to make a confession.'' whimpered Brittany groggily, "I slept with your brother, your cousin, and your father.'' ''It's okay, Sweetie. I know," replied Adam as he wiped the tears from Brittany's cheek, "Why do you think I poisoned you?''