Asian chicks are hot, but Yoko Ono was nasty.
I heard John Lennon used to scream out her last name during sex.
Yoko Ono is suing the makers of the movie "Expelled" over the illegal use of the song "Imagine." She's even threatening to date the director and break up the production company.
Fighting over the copyright of rare John Lennon footage, Yoko Ono said she had an agreement with Anthony Cox when he shot the footage that it would never be "commercially exhibited, commercially exploited or released" - except perhaps by her.
Paul McCartney's soon-to-be ex, Heather Mills, said that being called a gold digger was, "Worse than losing my leg." Upon hearing the news, the motorcyclist who ran over Mills' leg said, "Um, so we're cool now, right?"
Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are splitting up. Sources say McCartney will walk away with most of his fortune, while Mills will hop away with an autographed copy of Wings' greatest hits and a Yoko Ono dartboard.