South Carolina Jokes

With regards to his affair with Argentine divorcee Maria Belen Chapur, Governor Mark Sanford's spiritual advisor Warren "Cubby" Culbertson described Sanford as being "gripped by darkness."
Naturally, Chapur herself blushed to learn that her daily Kegel exercises were a topic of discussion in Sanford's spiritual group.

Runners & Hikers Magazine has named South Carolina governor Mark Sanford as it's "Sportsperson" of the year in recognition of him becomming the first person to hike the Appalachian Trail all the way to Argentina.

Michael Richards appeared on the Jesse Jackson's nationally syndicated "Keep Hope Alive" radio program as a part of a series of apologies for his racist tirade. Jackson was polite to Richards, even welcoming him to Hymietown.

The Better Transportation Association is sponsoring the "Worst Road in Maine" contest. South Carolina governor Mark Sanford says the worst road in Maine is the Appalachian Trail, although its not as bad in Maine as it is when you get to Argentina.

Governor Mark Sanford has admitted to an affair with an Argentinian woman and apologized.He does claim,however, that just like the University of South Carolina, he has a very game cock.