Maine Jokes

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    Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Maine?
    A: Because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush!

    What's the difference between Maine and New Hampshire?
    In New Hampshire, Moosehead is a beer. In Maine, it's sexual assault.

    The following is an old anecdote, but a good one. Sometime in the early 1900's,
    P. T. Barnum, the owner of the Barnum & Bailey circus and originator of the
    phrase "There's a sucker born every minute" offered $10,000 in cash to any person
    who could thoroughly dupe, or sucker, him.
    Barnum was always looking for interesting new acts or novel creatures to
    exhibit, and one day he received a letter from a fellow in Maine who claimed
    to possess a cherry-colored cat and asked if Barnum were interested in such
    a thing for his circus. Barnum contacted the man and said yes, if the cat were
    truly cherry-colored, he'd gladly put it on display. Well, a few days later
    a crate marked "live animal" arrived for him. When Barnum opened it, he found
    a somewhat frightened but otherwise perfectly ordinary-looking black housecat
    inside, along with a note which read:
    Maine cherries are black.
    There's a sucker born every more...

    A family from Maine was visiting relatives in Georgia one summer. The little
    boy from Maine was playing with his little girl cousin. Since it was so hot,
    they stripped and waded in the creek for a while. As they were sunning
    themselves afterward, the little girl drawled, "Ya know, ah never knew there
    was so much difference between a Yankee and a Southerner."

    A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner and collided with a bear. thepastor stumbled, backwards, slipped off the trail, and begantumbling down the mountain, the bear in hot pursuit. Finally thepastor crashed into a bolder, breaking both his legs and sendinghis rifle flying through the air, just out of his reach. As the bear closed in, the pastor cried out "Lord, I'm sorry forwhat I have done. Please forgive me and save me! - Lord pleasemake this bear a Christian". Suddenly the bear skipped to a halt at the pastor's feet, fellto it's knees, clasped it's paws together, began to weep andsaid "God bless this food which I am about to receive!"

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