Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia.
Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
A South Carolina woman developed amnesia after having sex. Damn, if only I had that luck.
I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.