Amnesia Jokes

Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia.

Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.

AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.

A South Carolina woman developed amnesia after having sex. Damn, if only I had that luck.

I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.