Sobriety Jokes

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    Hot 11 months ago

    Hey everyone, in 10 days I'll have a week sober!

    BACKUP - What you do when you run over a coon in the woods BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern BUG - The reason you give for calling out sick CACHE - Neede when you run out of food stamps CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker CRASH - When you go to Juniors party univited DIGITAL - The art of countining on you fingers DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer FAX - What you lie about to the IRS HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put ther hair KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie lives ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test ROM - Where the pope lives INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put ther hair KEYBOARD - Where you more...

    You're ready for sobriety when the alcohol doesn't work anymore

    Sobriety is not for people who need it, it's for people who want it.

    BACKUP - What you do when you run over a coon in the woods
    BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
    BUG - The reason you give for calling out sick
    CACHE - Neede when you run out of food stamps
    CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
    TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
    CRASH - When you go to Juniors party univited
    DIGITAL - The art of countining on you fingers
    DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
    FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
    HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
    HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
    INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put ther hair
    KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
    MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
    MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
    MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
    MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie lives
    ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
    ROM - Where the pope more...

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