Shine Jokes

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    Your teeth so yellow that when you go to church the priest said LET IT SHINE LET IS SHINE!!!

    A cowboy entered a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine, please."
    The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
    "Young lady," the cowboy said, "you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
    "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that at all," she replied.
    "No problem," the cowboy said, "just tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
    "You tell him," she said. "He's the one shaving you."

    A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

    A man who was once a great actor found he had a serious problem, he could no longer remember his lines. After many years of searching, he finally found a theatre where they were willing to give him a chance to shine again.
    "This is the most important part of the play," the director said, "and it consists of only one line. You must walk onto the stage carrying a rose. You must hold the rose to your nose with only one finger and your thumb, sniff it deeply, and then recite the line... 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress'."
    The actor was thrilled. For the entire day prior to the play he practiced his line, over and over again. Finally, the big day came.
    The curtain was raised and the actor walked onto the stage. With the greatest of passion, he delivered his line - "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
    Suddenly, the audience burst into laughter and the director was fuming. "You damn fool!" cried the director. "You've ruined more...

    A mother complained to a doctor about her daughter's
    strange eating habits. "All day long she lies in bed
    and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"
    "Don't worry," said the doctor. "Eventually, she'll
    rise and shine.

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