Seti Jokes

Q: How many alien life forms does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Yeah, wouldn't the guys at SETI like to know *that*!

Note: SETI = Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence.

Q: Why did the lightbulb fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was doing an impersonation of the sun, setting.

Q: Why did the lightbulb fall out of the tree?
A: Because Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and nasty.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?
A: One. It isn't too easy.

Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
A: 10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to misread the manual.

Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
A: Eno.

Q: How does an engineer change a lightbulb?
A: As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't!

Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: more...

10,000 years from now Aliens will land on Earth and ask why no one got there "We're Coming" message. It is discovered that the Aliens had posted it to alt.test and no one saw it. Aliens laugh at SETI at Home idea as akin to reading tea leaves.
Hello! The SETI project is a scam. It is run by the NSA to use the massed CPU cycles of the first world to break people's PGP passwords via brute force attacks.
Opps! Sorry, but two years from now the SETI people will announce there was a bug in their software and you'll all have to start over.
The major American TV networks will launch a similar project in which the world's PC's will be harnessed to cull through archives looking for a plot, or even a punch line, they haven't used eight hundred times before.
SETI project is revealed to be part of Intel/Microsoft plot to gain access to computers of a segment of the population that traditionally not fallen for the free AOL account trap.
Well, if if you're looking for more...

Q: How many alien life forms does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Yeah, wouldn't the guys at SETI like to know *that*!
Note: SETI = Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence.