Sandra Jokes / Recent Jokes

Jennifer: Are you coming to my party? Sandra: No, I ain't. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain't. It's I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming. Sandra: Blimey, ain't nobody coming?

Jennifer: Are you coming to my party? Sandra: No, I aint. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not aint. Its I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming. Sandra: Blimey, aint nobody coming?

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sandra!
Sandra who?
Sandra-bout your toes at the beach!

Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until, one day,
he comes across a beautiful Honda Gold Wing with a for sale sign on it for just $20.
The bike seems even more beautiful than a new one, although it is 10 years
old.
It is shiny and in absolutely mint condition. He immediately buys it, and
asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is
outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it
from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house,
Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family
before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first
person who says anything during dinner has to more...