Ryder Jokes

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    In an interview for Entertainment Weekly, Actress Winona Ryder addressed rumors of a sequel to one of her most remembered films, "Heathers." Ryder acknowledged that Christian Slater has agreed to make a cameo in the sequel. Ryder did not comment on whether his role was only a cameo due to his otherwise overwhelming schedule. A rep for the sequel's producers did suggest to Daily Comedy that negotiations had been tough between themselves and Slater's shift supervisor at Chipotle.
    In addition, Ryder neither confirmed or denied the film's reported working title, "Heathers on a Plane."

    America’s loss in the Ryder compliments their losses in the Davis Cup, the World Cup, the World Basketball Championships, the Olympics, and the dollar.
    The last time the Americans won an international competition was the Persian Gulf.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Ryder!
    Ryder who?
    Ryder fast on your bike!

    Guess the following movie quotes. All movies were released between the years 1980 and 1989. Comedies, dramas, action, etc. Some are quite simple, and others are more difficult.

    There are 37 items, followed by the answers at the bottom, so you may wish to save reading this for a less hectic portion of your day.

    1) Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

    2) We're on a mission from God.

    3) People on' ludes should not drive.

    4) This house is clean.

    5) Shall we play a game?

    6) Terrific!! I've got a trig mid-term tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.

    7) Back off man, I'm a scientist.

    8) That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.

    9) I know a little German. He's sitting over there.

    10) Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo.

    11) Excuse me, Dick, I mean Rich, will milk be more...

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