Rothman Jokes

Mrs. Smith has three daughters who are all getting married within the same month. She tells each one of her daughters to write back about their married life.

To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to using newspaper advertisements as a "code" to let the mother know how their love lives are going.

The first one gets married and the second day a telegram arrives with a single message, simply: "MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE."

Mrs. Smith gets the newspaper and checks the Maxwell Coffee House advertisement, and it says: "Good to the last drop..." So, Mrs. Smith is happy.

Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, there is a postcard that reads: "ROTHMAN'S MATTRESSES." So, Mrs. Smith looks at the Rothman's Mattresses ad, and it says: "FULL SIZE, KING SIZE." And Mrs. Smith is happy.

Then it is the third more...

A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding night, she tells each one to write back about their married life.
To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to use newspaper advertisements as a 'code' to let the mother know how their love lives are going.
The first one gets married and the second day the letter arrives with a single message, simply: 'Maxwell House Coffee'.
The mother got the newspaper and checked the Maxwell House advertisement, and it says, 'Satisfaction to the last drop...'
So the mother is happy.
Then the second daughter gets married.
After a week, there was a message that read: 'Rothman's Mattresses'.
So the mother looks at the Rothman's Mattresses ad, and it says, 'Full size, king size'.
And the mother is happy.
Then it comes to the third one's wedding. Mother is anxious.
After four weeks came the message: 'British Airways'. And the mother more...