Rosie ODonnell Jokes / Recent Jokes

BusinessWeek has released the much awaited “Most affordable housing in America”. First was any housing within’ shouting distance of Rosie O’Donnell.
Second and slightly more expensive is any of the appliance boxes tucked under the highway overpasses.

Rosie O'Donnell says she's sorry for mocking spoken Chinese on "The View," but journalists from diverse ethnic backgrounds, including Chinese American, say it wasn't enough.
The Chinese representative stated: "China is a growing superpower that may overtake the U.S. in economic dominance."
Adding: "Fifty years from now we'll have her upside down with a f*cking chopstick in her ass!"

Adventurer Sir Edmund Hillary has died at age 88. He was the first man atop Mt. Everest.

Big deal, there's been NO man atop Rosie O'Donnell.

Breaking news: On Rosie O'Donnell's first episode of "The View," Tom Cruise is going to be a guest. Instead of the couch, Tom is going to use her stomach as a trampoline. The reason he is jumping from excitement? Star Jones is off the show!!!

Katie Holmes will be waiting backstage but will not be allowed to speak.

Former "The View" host Star Jones finally admitted to having her stomach stapled. Her only regret is that her ex-friend Rosie O'Donnell didn't do the same and staple her mouth shut.

New satellite measurements show that crucial sea ice in the Arctic Ocean has plummeted to its second-lowest level on record.
The lowest level was recorded last year during a visit by Rosie O'Donnell.

Police said trespassing charges would not be filed against Rosie O'Donnell.