Rita Jokes / Recent Jokes
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
Knock! Knock!
Who's ther?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Rita.Rita who? Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police.Police who? Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Henrietta.Henrietta who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie.Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Anita.Anita who? Anita drink of water.Knock! Knock! Who's ther? Dwain.Dwain who? Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning.
ROSY to Rita:' Why are you wearing the wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
Rita:' To publicise my marriage to the wrong person!'
Teacher: Rita, Please Stand Up And Answer This Question. Why Did The Calf Cross The Road?
Rita: I Don't Know Ma'm. But I Know Someone Who Can Answer This Question.
Teacher:(Astonished)Who?
Rita: Very Simple The Calf
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Rita. Rita who? Rita book, you might learn something. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita drink of water. Knock! Knock! Who's ther? Dwain. Dwain who? Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -- Henny Youngman The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. -- Ann Bancroft Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. -- Bill Cosby I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. -- Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -- Milton Berle I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- George Burns What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. -- Cindy Garner When women are depressed, they either eat or go more...