Henrietta Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.

Knock! Knock!
Who's ther?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Rita. Rita who? Rita book, you might learn something. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita drink of water. Knock! Knock! Who's ther? Dwain. Dwain who? Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta hat because he lost a bet! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
Knock! Knock!
Who's ther?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning.