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John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn't help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious. She watched the two of them interact over the course of the evening and began to wonder whether there was more between John and Judy than met the eye. Realizing only too well what his mother was thinking, John said, "I can see your wheels turning Mom and I know what you're thinking. Rest assured Judy and I are strictly roommates." A few days later, Judy went to John and said, "You know the beautiful silver gravy ladle? Well, ever since your mother came to dinner I can't seem to find it. You don't think she would have taken it, do you?" "I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure," replied John. John then sat down and wrote his mother the following letter: "Dear Mom, While more...

You can`t hide the truth
Henry Goldberg invited his mother Freda over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Freda couldn`t help but keep noticing how beautiful Henry `s roommate, Debbie, was.
Freda had long been suspicious of a relationship between Henry and Debbie and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Freda started to wonder if there was more between Henry and Debbie than met the eye. Reading his mum`s thoughts, Henry said, "I know what you must be thinking, mum, but I assure you Debbie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Debbie said to Henry "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I`ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don`t suppose she took it, do you?" Henry replied "Well, I doubt it, but I`ll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother, I`m not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle more...

The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

British scientists have discovered the fossilized remains of an enormous 8-foot long bug.

In its gullet - the fossilized remains of a caveman holding his shoe. Scientists are still searching for the remains of the horror-stricken cavewife who demanded he'KILL IT!'

J. HOMAS, an old Syrian Christian friend though a Keralite, spoke fluent Tamil and was somewhat of windbag. We decided to spend a week end at a hill resort. The clerk at reception desk of the hotel where we had booked ourselves asked us to fill in the register with our names, nationalities, dates of birth, last place of resid­ence etc. I had no problem filling in what was required of him. When it came to Thomas' turn, he asked what the item home address meant. "The place where you were born and lived, sir," replied the clerk. Thomas confused the poor clerk with his biodata. "I was born in Cochin, brought up in Trivandrum; we moved to Ernakulam. I live in Madras but my real home is Vazhoor in Kerala. What shall I enter in the register?"
Not to be outdone, the clerk retorted "let's make it simple. If: you were to die this minute, where would you wish to have your remains sent?"
"Oh that!" remarked Thomas triumphantly, "the Vale of more...