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    The Compleat Poster

    The seven stages of Usenet posting:
    1. Innocence
    HI. I AM NEW HERE. WHY DO THEY CALL THIS TALK.BIZARRE? I THINK THAT
    THIS NEWSGROUP (OOPS, NEWSFROUP - HEE, HEE) STUFF IS REAL NEAT. :-)
    [dead chicken joke deleted]
    This sort of joke DOES NOT BELONG HERE! Can't you read the rules? Gene
    Spafford _clearly_ states in the List of Newsgroups:
    rec.humor.dead.babes Dead Baby joke swapping
    Simple enough for you? It's not enough that the creature be dead, it
    *must* be a baby - capeesh?
    This person is clearly scum - they're even hiding behind a pseudonym.
    I mean, what kind of a name is FOO, anyway? I am writing to the
    sysadmin at BAR.BITNET requesting that this person's net access be
    revoked immediately. If said sysadmin does not comply, they are
    obviously in on it - I will urge that their feeds cut them off
    post-haste, so that they cannot spread this kind of $#! T over the net.
    4. Disgust
    In message (102938363617@Wumpus), more...

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