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    "Government should be run like a business." We've all
    heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue
    Service (nobody's favorite government agency) would be
    like, if only it were run like Microsoft Corp. (a
    successful private enterprise).
    The IRS, as always, announces new tax forms will be
    mailed the week before the new year. However it will
    follow Microsoft's example and actually ship them the
    following May.
    Responding to pressure from some large corporations and
    a users' group, some early copies of the tax forms will
    actually be released in March. The recipients must
    sign non-disclosure agreements.
    In June, the forms will be recalled because the IRS
    loses a suit for appropriating some other country's
    intellectual property.
    When you move, the IRS will continue to send mail to
    your previous address forevermore, just like Microsoft
    sends its product upgrade notices.
    When you upgrade from form more...

    "Government should be run like a business." We've all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service (nobody's favorite government agency) would be like, if only it were run like Microsoft Corp. (a successful private enterprise).
    The IRS, as always, announces new tax forms will be mailed the week before the new year. However it will follow Microsoft's example and actually ship them the following May.
    Responding to pressure from some large corporations and a users' group, some early copies of the tax forms will actually be released in March. The recipients must sign non-disclosure agreements.
    In June, the forms will be recalled because the IRS loses a suit for appropriating some other country's intellectual property.
    When you move, the IRS will continue to send mail to your previous address forevermore, just like Microsoft sends its product upgrade notices.
    When you upgrade from form 1040 EZ to 1040 A, and then to 1040, you will pay an more...

    "Government should be run like a business." We've all
    heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue
    Service would be like, if only it were run like Microsoft.
    The IRS, as always, announces new tax forms will be
    mailed the week before the new year. However it will
    follow Microsoft's example and actually ship them the
    following May.
    Responding to pressure from some large corporations and
    a users' group, some early copies of the tax forms will
    actually be released in March. The recipients must
    sign non-disclosure agreements.
    In June, the forms will be recalled because the IRS
    loses a suit for appropriating some other country's
    intellectual property.
    When you move, the IRS will continue to send mail to
    your previous address forevermore, just like Microsoft
    sends its product upgrade notices.
    When you upgrade from form 1040 EZ to 1040 A, and then
    to 1040, you will pay an upgrade fee each time. more...

    If Microsoft Ran The IRS "Government should be run like a business." We've all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service (nobody's favorite government agency) would be like, if only it were run like Microsoft Corp. (a successful private enterprise). - The IRS, as always, announces new tax forms will be mailed the week before the new year. However it will follow Microsoft's example and actually ship them the following May. - Responding to pressure from some large corporations and a users' group, some early copies of the tax forms will actually be released in March. The recipients must sign non-disclosure agreements. - In June, the forms will be recalled because the IRS loses a suit for appropriating some other country's intellectual property. - When you move, the IRS will continue to send mail to your previous address forevermore, just like Microsoft sends its product upgrade notices. - When you upgrade from form 1040 EZ to 1040 A, and then to 1040, you more...

    More mistakes in publication,
    -Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
    -Stock up and save. Limit: one.
    -Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.
    -We build bodies that last a lifetime. Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last.
    -This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.
    -For Sale-Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
    -For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
    -Man, honest. Will take anything.
    -Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
    -Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
    -Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
    -Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
    -Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
    -Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
    -Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth more...

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