Revenue Jokes

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    "Government should be run like a business." We've all
    heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue
    Service (nobody's favorite government agency) would be
    like, if only it were run like Microsoft Corp. (a
    successful private enterprise).
    The IRS, as always, announces new tax forms will be
    mailed the week before the new year. However it will
    follow Microsoft's example and actually ship them the
    following May.
    Responding to pressure from some large corporations and
    a users' group, some early copies of the tax forms will
    actually be released in March. The recipients must
    sign non-disclosure agreements.
    In June, the forms will be recalled because the IRS
    loses a suit for appropriating some other country's
    intellectual property.
    When you move, the IRS will continue to send mail to
    your previous address forevermore, just like Microsoft
    sends its product upgrade notices.
    When you upgrade from form more...

    "Government should be run like a business." We've all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service (nobody's favorite government agency) would be like, if only it were run like Microsoft Corp. (a successful private enterprise).
    The IRS, as always, announces new tax forms will be mailed the week before the new year. However it will follow Microsoft's example and actually ship them the following May.
    Responding to pressure from some large corporations and a users' group, some early copies of the tax forms will actually be released in March. The recipients must sign non-disclosure agreements.
    In June, the forms will be recalled because the IRS loses a suit for appropriating some other country's intellectual property.
    When you move, the IRS will continue to send mail to your previous address forevermore, just like Microsoft sends its product upgrade notices.
    When you upgrade from form 1040 EZ to 1040 A, and then to 1040, you will pay an more...

    "Government should be run like a business." We've all
    heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue
    Service would be like, if only it were run like Microsoft.
    The IRS, as always, announces new tax forms will be
    mailed the week before the new year. However it will
    follow Microsoft's example and actually ship them the
    following May.
    Responding to pressure from some large corporations and
    a users' group, some early copies of the tax forms will
    actually be released in March. The recipients must
    sign non-disclosure agreements.
    In June, the forms will be recalled because the IRS
    loses a suit for appropriating some other country's
    intellectual property.
    When you move, the IRS will continue to send mail to
    your previous address forevermore, just like Microsoft
    sends its product upgrade notices.
    When you upgrade from form 1040 EZ to 1040 A, and then
    to 1040, you will pay an upgrade fee each time. more...

    A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.
    Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."
    Confused, the man went to his Priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma.
    "Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel."
    The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the Revenue Canada?!"
    "Simple", replied the more...

    A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."Confused, the man went to his Priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma."Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel."The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the Revenue Canada?!""Simple", replied the Priest..."It doesn't more...

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