Pappu Jokes

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Teacher: pappu, give me a sentence starting with "i".
Pappu: i is...

Teacher: no, pappu. Always say, "i am."
Pappu: all right... "i am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Pappu was in 2nd standard. In his english exam there was a question to fill up the blank space with the opposite of the word given in capital letters.....

Q: my grandfather is old, but my father is.......

Pappu answered.. My grandfather is old, but my father is new...!

Pappu was attending catechism/bible classes. The teacher explained about the ill effects of sins, about burning coals in hell and the blissful life in heaven. Teacher explained further that those who led sinful lives went to hell and those who led sinless lives went to heaven. The teacher then asked "children, those who wish to go to heaven, please raise your hands" All children except pappu raised their hands. Teacher asked pappu "why pappu, you dont want to go to heaven?" Pappu said "no madam; mummy has asked me to come home straightaway after the class"