Paparazzi Jokes

One morning the Pope awoke in his bed chamber in the Vatican. To his surprise, he noticed that he had woken up with a massive erection. Perplexed, he called on his personal physician.

'Doctor, this should not be possible,' he said,' I'm the Pope, and I'm celibate! I haven't had one of these for 30 years!'

The doctor's reply was,' Well, father, this is a natural phenomenon for all men, and it will happen even to you from time to time'.

The Pope exclaimed' But you must do something about this! I have mass in an hour, and this thing isn't going away!'

The doctor replied' You have two options... either I can administer an injection to your penis to make the problem go away, which will hurt and make you feel ill, or you can just quietly go into the toilet over there and relieve yourself.'

Fearing the injection, the Pope elects the second option.

Unbeknown to him, a paparazzi photographer had sneaked into the Vatican, and more...

When paparazzi catch white celebrities in illegal activities the stories and glossy color photos end up in Star and People. You rarely see black people in those magazines because we have our own paparazzi; the police. They rarely use film when they shoot.

When asked to comment on the paparazzi's stalking of his daughter, Lionel Ritchie said, "I live with the constant fear that Nicole is going to become the next Princess Diana."
One man's constant fear is everyone else's perennial hope.