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Effectively inducing an orgasm in a woman can be complicated, even with the assistance of machinery. I was using a vibrator on a girl one time and I figured applying the vibrator at full speed to her clit would get the job done, but no. Somehow, her clit managed to move around underneath, so I had to keep repositioning it. She was giving me directions the whole time: "up...left...left...down...right...up..." I felt as if I was playing Dance Dance Revagina...or Clitar Hero...or Hymen Simon.

It's easy to find "Orgasm" in the dictionary. It's between Foreplay and Snoring.

How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm? Her husband wakes up.

Why is an Orgasm like a drum solo?
You know its coming and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Two elderly widows were sitting on a park bench watching the people go by.
"You know, Rose," Maude said, "I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they seem to talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. 'Mutual orgasm' here, 'mutual orgasm' there. Tell me, when Fred was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?"
Rose pondered the question for a few minutes, shook her head and replied, "No, Maude, I'm sure we had State Farm."

81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.82. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.83. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.84. Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate? 85. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm? A: *Who cares?*86. Q: Why do blonds have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex ! 87. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm??? A1: She drops her nail-file!!! A2: Who cares? A3: She say 'Next' A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes A6: The batteries have run out.88. Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A1: They can't remember the number. A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.89. Q: What does a blonde say when more...

HIM:"Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?"
HER: "Because you're never home when it happens."