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    What happened to Bill

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    Joe and Bill are working in a sawmill when Bill accidentally saws his arm off. Joe takes the arm, puts it in a plastic bag, and takes Joe to hospital. The next day, Joe finds Bill in rehab playing tennis. Wow, the wonders of modern science,"
    Joe says. They go back to the sawmill and are sawing away when this time clumsy Bill cuts his leg. Joe takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag, and sends Bill to the hospital. The next day, Joe finds Bill playing football. "
    Wow, the wonders of modern science,"
    Joe says. They go back to work and this time Bill leans too far forward and cuts his head off. Joe takes the head, puts it in a plastic bag and rushes to the hospital. The next day, Joe visits and find no sign of Bill. "
    Where's Bill?"
    he asks an orderly. "
    We could have saved him,"
    the orderly replied,"
    but some idiot put his head in a plastic bag - and the poor guy suffocated."

    Brilliant's Observation On Modern Art: Not all our artists are playing a joke on the public. Some are genuinely mad.

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    "Hi," you should say. "I'm a new employee. What is the name of my job?"
    If they answer "long-range planner" or "lieutenant governor," you are pretty much free to lounge around and do crossword puzzles until retirement. Most jobs,
    however, will require some work.
    There are two major kinds of work in modern organizations:
    1. Taking phone messages for people who are in meetings, and,
    2. Going to meetings.
    Your ultimate career strategy will be to get a job involving primarily No. 2, going to meetings, as soon as possible, because
    that's where the real prestige is. It is all very well and good to be able to take phone messages, but you are never going to get a position of power, a position where you can cost thousands of people their jobs with a single more...

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    11> Can't enjoy a meal at Burger King without some redneck
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    10> After 45 years of Communist rule, it's impossible to find
    clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin.
    9> After 100 years of trying, still can't score with Elvira.
    8> No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around.
    7> With all those crucifix-wearing Madonna clones, junior highs
    are suddenly off-limits.
    6> No warm blood for miles around DC.
    5> Exhausted from all those Calvin Klein photo shoots.
    4> No small task beating F. Lee Bailey to a warm body.
    3> Buxom wenches of old have been replaced by aerobicized
    2> Baboon heart makes everything taste gamey.
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