Modeling Jokes

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    ON COURAGE: "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind." -- Cindy Crawford

    ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE: "Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage." -- Carole Mallory

    ON POVERTY: "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson

    ON FATE: "I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that." -- Christie Brinkley

    ON ARRIVING: "Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take." -- Kathy Ireland (star of Alien From L. A. and Danger Island)

    ON CAREER CHOICES: "My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian." -- Paulina Porizkova

    ON PRIORITIES: "I would rather exercise than read a newspaper." -- Kim Alexis

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    What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

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