Clay Jokes

Knock Knock Who's there! Clay! Clay who? Clay on, Sam!

Knock KnockWhos there! Clay! Clay who? Clay on, Sam!

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

There is controversy surrounding Kelly Ripa and Clay Aiken after an incident where she reprimanded him for covering her mouth with his hand, claiming she doesn't know "where that hand has been". This has been regarded by many as a homophobic statement and an attack on Aiken.

In a related story, Aiken had been filling in on "Live" because Regis Philbin has been suffering from severe anal hemorrhaging.

President Bush has asked Clay Aiken to serve on the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities. "Oddly enough," said Aiken, "the first person I get to meet with is the President."