Brinkley Jokes

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    ON COURAGE: "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind." -- Cindy Crawford

    ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE: "Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage." -- Carole Mallory

    ON POVERTY: "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson

    ON FATE: "I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that." -- Christie Brinkley

    ON ARRIVING: "Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take." -- Kathy Ireland (star of Alien From L. A. and Danger Island)

    ON CAREER CHOICES: "My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian." -- Paulina Porizkova

    ON PRIORITIES: "I would rather exercise than read a newspaper." -- Kim Alexis

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    According to the New York Post, model Christie Brinkley separated from her fourth husband Peter Cook after learning he was seeing his 19-year-old assistant, Diana Bianchi.
    When Brinkley confronted Cook about whether he was dating a teenager, he responded with a text message saying, "u r like hella paranoid. chill out. TTYS."

    Early TV news (late 1940's - early 1950's) was highly experimental, broadcast "live," and plagued with unforeseen on-the-air foul-ups.
    David Brinkley writes in his new autobiography, "David Brinkley - A Memoir," of a particular incident he endured in the pre-Huntley days - one of those things you can laugh at later, but seems like a nightmare when it's happening. (Printed without permission:)
    "One of Brinkley's first regularly-scheduled NBC TV news reports was five minutes of air time at 6:00 p.m. filled with scraps of film gathered during the day by a single cameraman, George Johnson, a nice young man totally inexperienced and untrained in journalism, working with a handheld, spring-wound silent-film camera, a Bell and Howell Filmo, wandering alone around Washington during the day looking for something, anything, to put on the air that night.
    Whatever he brought in was broadcast while I sat in a tiny studio out of sight of the audience looking at more...

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