Iris Jokes
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Iris, my sister-in-law, is a long distance lorry driver. She decided to get a dog for protection for the long days and nights that she was away from home. As she studied a likely candidate, the breeder told her,' I must warn you that he doesn't like men.'
'Perfect', Iris thought and promptly bought the dog.
Some time later as she was leaving a transport café, two men approached her, in the car park, and Iris watched to see how her new' bodyguard' would react. It soon became clear that the breeder hadn't been joking, because as the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car and hid.Iris, my sister-in-law, is a long distance lorry driver. She decided to get a dog for protection for the long days and nights that she was away from home. As she studied a likely candidate, the breeder told her,' I must warn you that he doesn't like men.'
'Perfect', Iris thought and promptly bought the dog.
Some time later as she was leaving a transport café, two men approached her, in the car park, and Iris watched to see how her new' bodyguard' would react. It soon became clear that the breeder hadn't been joking, because as the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car and hid.Knock Knock
Who's there!
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris Tew in the name of the law! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here!theres an english man a scottish man and an iris man. they was all walking through the dessert and fing a pub.The iris man goes can i have a glass of water the land lord goes'ONLY IF U PICK SCABS OF MY SISTER'the iris man goes forget it. the scottish man goescan i have a glass of waterthe land lord goes 'ONLY IF U PICK SCABS OFF MY SISTER' the scottish man goes no thanks. the english man goes in and say can i have a glass of water the land lord goes'ONLY IF YOU PICK SCABS OFF MY SISTER' and he say ok he picks scabs of his sister put them in a food bag and stapples them and chucks them out the window. the scottish and english man eats them lol
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