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The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, I want to hang out with God. " St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman? " God said, "Ah, yes, " "Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention. 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have more...

An inventor goes into a bank and asks the Banker for a loan to help him maufacture a new product. The Banker tells him he needs to see the product, first.
The man pulls a small envelope out of his pocket and empties the contents, an orange powder, onto the desk. "That's my invention!" "You dump this onto a womans pussy and it makes it taste like ORANGES! FRESH SQUEEZED ORANGES! He shouts.
The banker is not impressed. He says, "That's obscene, I won't loan the banks money on something like that! GET OUT!
The inventor leaves, but the next week he's back and makes a $5,000 deposit. The next day he deposits $10,000. The thrid day it's $20,000. The banker sees this and apologizes to the man.
The inventor tells him, "No, you where right! I was wrong. You straightened me out. I've come up with someting much better and I owe it all to you! That's why I using your bank!"
The banker asks what his new invention is. The guy smiles and pulls out more...

My friend, Harvey, is what you'd call a hard-luck inventor. Here is a partial listing of his inventions:
6-Up (a soft drink).
Preparation G (rectal ointment).
5 shooter (five shot revolver).
Model S Ford (similar to the Model T Ford).
Nice Krispies (a breakfast cereal that went snip, crickle, pip when milk was poured over it).
The Wolksvagen (a small car known as the "WV").
Dogsup (a condiment for hamburgers and hot-dogs).
Goputer (sophisticated electronic device).
Whitejack (card game for gamblers).
Anklewatch (timepiece).
Star Bangled Spanner (a song intended to be our National Anthem).