Folding Jokes

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    An inventor goes to the patent office, sees the patent officer and says, "I've got an invention; it's a folding bottle. I call it a fottle, get it? - folding bottle - fottle."
    "Very nice, sir," the patent officer says. "Do you have any other inventions?"
    "Yes, I do. I also have a folding carton; I call it a farton," replies the inventor.
    "I'm sorry, sir," the officer says, "but that is an inappropriate name; it's disgusting."
    "Oh," groans the inventor, "then I guess you wouldn't be interested in my folding bucket."

    This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
    He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."
    "OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"
    "A fottle, replies the inventor."
    "A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?"
    "I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
    "And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
    "A farton", replies the inventor.
    "That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!"
    "In that case," says the inventor...
    "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."

    ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in the disk drive after folding it several times in different directions. With a little luck, you should be able to get it jammed. Now, ask yourself. How can your disk get damaged if you can't even get it out of the drive? SMOKEUse cigarettes or anything that could be burnt. When you are smoking, blow directly to your disk. In that way, you will be able to destroy it soon, and if you are lucky, damage the drive as well.PIRANHASIf you don't have any at home, you can use a stapler, a clip, or simply write down on the disk label with a hard point pencil or pen. This wonderful method of "caring" for disks also often gives you a pretty bite-like design on the remaining pieces of the disk.MAGNETSThey are wonderful. You can find them in the telephone, in some paper weights, and stuck on the frige door. If you can't find any, you can leave the floppies on the printer or on your display more...

    This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
    He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."
    "OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"
    "A fottle," replies the inventor.
    "A fottle? That's stupid! Can't you think of something else?"
    "I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
    "And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
    "A farton", replies the inventor.
    "That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!"
    "In that case," says the inventor...
    "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."

    This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle.""OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?""A fottle, replies the inventor.""A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?""I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton.""And what do you call that?" asks the clerk."A farton", replies the inventor."That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!""In that case," says the inventor..."You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."

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