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    At The Patent Office

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    An inventor goes to the patent office, sees the patent officer and says, "I've got an invention; it's a folding bottle. I call it a fottle, get it? - folding bottle - fottle."
    "Very nice, sir," the patent officer says. "Do you have any other inventions?"
    "Yes, I do. I also have a folding carton; I call it a farton," replies the inventor.
    "I'm sorry, sir," the officer says, "but that is an inappropriate name; it's disgusting."
    "Oh," groans the inventor, "then I guess you wouldn't be interested in my folding bucket."

    My friend, Harvey, is what you'd call a hard-luck inventor. Here is a partial listing of his inventions:
    6-Up (a soft drink).
    Preparation G (rectal ointment).
    5 shooter (five shot revolver).
    Model S Ford (similar to the Model T Ford).
    Nice Krispies (a breakfast cereal that went snip, crickle, pip when milk was poured over it).
    The Wolksvagen (a small car known as the "WV").
    Dogsup (a condiment for hamburgers and hot-dogs).
    Goputer (sophisticated electronic device).
    Whitejack (card game for gamblers).
    Anklewatch (timepiece).
    Star Bangled Spanner (a song intended to be our National Anthem).

    The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, I want to hang out with God. " St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman? " God said, "Ah, yes, " "Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention. 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and finally,
    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have more...

    The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
    Davidson, died and went to heaven.
    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
    hang out with God."
    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God,
    "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
    God said, "Ah, yes."
    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
    5. And the maintenance costs are more...

    This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle.""OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?" "A fottle, replies the inventor." "A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?""I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton." "And what do you call that?" asks the clerk."A farton", replies the inventor. "That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!""In that case," says the inventor... "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."

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