Insect Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum? Because theyre wrigleys!
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant. .. Dead ant, Dead Ant. . Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).