Impossibility Jokes

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    Guess the following movie quotes. All movies were released between the years 1980 and 1989. Comedies, dramas, action, etc. Some are quite simple, and others are more difficult.

    There are 37 items, followed by the answers at the bottom, so you may wish to save reading this for a less hectic portion of your day.

    1) Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

    2) We're on a mission from God.

    3) People on' ludes should not drive.

    4) This house is clean.

    5) Shall we play a game?

    6) Terrific!! I've got a trig mid-term tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.

    7) Back off man, I'm a scientist.

    8) That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.

    9) I know a little German. He's sitting over there.

    10) Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo.

    11) Excuse me, Dick, I mean Rich, will milk be more...

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