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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She hops out of her car, rushes up to his truck, and knocks on the window. The trucker lowers his window and she says, "Hi, my name is Julie and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the trucker stops for another red light, the same blonde catches up, jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the window. Once more, the trucker lowers his window. Acting as if they've never spoken, the blonde cheerfully says, "Hi, my name is Julie and you're losing some of your load." Again, the trucker ignores her and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. Panting, the blonde jumps out of her car, rushes up to his truck, and knocks on the window. The trucker lowers his window and she again says, "Hi, my name is Julie and you're losing some of your load!"
As soon as the light turns green, the more...

A group of guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk enters, staggers up to them, points at the guy on the left, yelling, "Your Mom's the best sex in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off to the far end of the bar.
Several minutes later, the drunk returns, points at the same guy and shouts, "I just did your Mom and it was g-o-o-d!"
Again, the guy ignores him and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back and proudly announces, "Your Mom really liked it, too!"
Finally, the guy glares at the drunk and says, "Dad, go home! You're drunk!"

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice. The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your
house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice.
The next day when he gets home from work, the same thing happens. The voice tells him, "Quit your
job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." Again the man ignores the voice, though he is
very troubled by the event.
Every day, day after day, the man hears the same voice when he gets home from work, "Quit your job,
sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." Each time the man hears the voice he becomes
increasingly upset. Finally, after two weeks, he succumbs to the pressure. He does quit his job,
sells his house, takes his money and heads to Vegas.
The moment the man gets off the plane in Vegas, the voice tells him, "Go to Harrahs." So, he hops in
a cab and rushes over to Harrahs. As more...

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark.
A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."The trucker looks at her and finally he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, its snowing, and Im driving a salt truck."

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the little voice.
The next day, when he gets home from work, the same thing happens. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." Again, the man ignores the little voice, though he is very troubled by the event.
Every day, day after day, the man hears the same little voice when he gets home from work, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." Each time the man hears the little voice he becomes increasingly upset. Finally, after two weeks, he succumbs to the pressure. He does quit his job, sells his house, takes his money and heads to Vegas.
The moment the man gets off the plane in Vegas, the little voice tells him, "Go to Harrah's." So, he hops in a cab and rushes more...

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the window.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the blonde catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the window.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken before, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck window. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light more...