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    When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he
    not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for man
    kind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic
    between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he
    reentered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr.
    Gorsky."
    Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival
    Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either
    the Russian or American Space Programs. Over the years many people
    questioned Mr. Armstrong as to what the "Good Luck Mr. Gorsky" statement
    meant, but Mr. Armstrong always just smiled and would not answer.
    Just last year, (On July 5, 1996) in Tampa, Florida while answering
    questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 29 year old
    question to Mr. Armstrong again. This time he finally more...

    "I resent that remark." said the blonde as she rose from the cafeteria table. "I'll give you 5 seconds to take that back."
    "Oh yeah?" snarled the dark haired woman, who upon standing was head and shoulders above the blonde. "Suppose I don't take it back in five seconds?"
    "Well..." stammered the blonde, "how much time do you need?"

    When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for man kind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he reentered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."
    Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American Space Programs. Over the years many people questioned Mr. Armstrong as to what the "Good Luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Mr. Armstrong always just smiled and would not answer.
    Just last year, (On July 5, 1996) in Tampa, Florida while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 29 year old question to Mr. Armstrong again. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so more...

    When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual communication traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
    Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut; however, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian nor American space programs. Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant.
    On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. He finally responded.
    It seems that Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question: "When I was a kid, I was playing more...

    When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual communication traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut; however, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian nor American space programs. Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant.On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. He finally responded.It seems that Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question: "When I was a kid, I was playing baseball with my more...

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