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Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says. I have seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately. I sure would like to get together with her!
Hugh replies Well Bill you know. .. Ever since our incident. her price has skyrocketed. Shes charging a small fortune. Bill said with a chuckle Hugh money is no object to me. What is her number? So Hugh gives Bill her number and bill sets up a date. They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy mumbling God... now I know why you chose the name Divine. To which she replies
Thank you Bill... And now I know how you chose the name... Microsoft.
Hugh Downs` Four Rules for Investigating the Universe: Rule 1 - When confronted with an apparent infinite or infinitely repeating pattern, expect some variant that keeps it from being infinite. Rule 2 - When all investigation supports Rule 1, look for a situation which violates it. Rule 3 - Be prepared for an infinite oscillation between Rules 1 and 2. Rule 4 - Apply Rule 1.
Drew`s Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
Ducharme`s Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.
Ducharme`s Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Emersons` Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. Having found them, we shall then hate them for it.
Estridge`s Law: No matter how large and standardized the marketplace is, IBM can redefine it.
Fett`s Law: more...
Bill Gates and Hugh Grant met at a hollywood party. While they were chatting, Bill said, "Hugh, I saw some terrific pictures of Devine Brown recently. I sure wouldn't mind getting together with her."
"Well, Bill," replied Hugh, "she's charging a small fortune now. Ever since our incident, her price has really skyrocketed."
With a sly grin, Bill replied, "Money certainly isn't an object to me. What's her number?" Hugh
gave Bill Devine's phone number so Bill called and set up a date.
Bill met with Devine and after they had finished, he lay there in sheer ecstasy and mumbled
"Wow, now I understand why you chose the name Devine."
"Thanks, Bill," replied Devine, "unfortunately, now I understand why you chose the name Microsoft!"
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."
Bill (with a chuckle): "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill... and now I know how you chose the name... Microsoft."
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies: "Well, Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."
Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?" So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet, & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill... and now I know how you chose the name... Microsoft."
Hugh Hefner has split with 28-year-old actress-model Holly Madison.. Hefner is so old he once dated Dolly Madison.