Hiv Jokes

One day Premadasa‚s son came to him and said, Dad I can‚t have any fun in here please send me to America for a while. Then Premadasa said son I can send you to America but make sure that you are not going to have sex with any American Women because most of the Americans are HIV infected then the son said dad you know that‚s the only reason I want to go there.
Then Premadasa said
Son the reason i am saying it I know you are having a sex with our cleaning lady and you know that I am snick in to her room every now and then and top of it I am having sex with your mom once every full moon, in case if you get HIV various definitely our cleaning lady is going to get it, if she gets aids it going to pass on to me it‚s not going to be that bad. Then Premadasa‚s son said why don‚t you tell me the bad part
Then Premadasa said, if I get it your mother is going to get it and if your mother gets aids almost ever single person in this country going to be HIV infected. Son more...

A Sri lankan visit his friend in newyork. They went for a night out. Friend said when ever you go for a girl make sure to wear a condom so that you will not get HIV.
They were walking at 42nd street and suddenly a guy came infront of them and demanded all the money they had and threatne to inject HIV.
The friend suddenly gave all his money and ask his sri lankan friend to do the same but he refused. The robber injected the HIV and disappeared.
His friend was so upset and told him you are new to this city and why didnt you give your money to him? Do you know that you are already injected with Deadliest HIV.
Sri lankan friend said "Dont worry i am already wearing a Condom"

Santa: i want to die.. I dont want to live anymore banta: but why u want to die? Santa: my wife is a gambler, my daughter is a drug addict and my son is a criminal banta: is there anything positive in your life? Santa: yes! I m hiv positive!!