Hellen Jokes / Recent Jokes
How does Hellen Kellers maid punish her?
She leaves the plunger in the toilet!!!
how did hellen keller brake her arm?: she tried to read a stop sign going 50mph
How did Hellen Keller burn the right side of her face?
She answered the iron.
How did she burn the left side of her face?
They called back.
What 3 things did Hellen Keller's parents do to punish her?
1. Locked her in a circular room and told her to go stand in the corner.
2.Rearanged the furniture when she didn't know.
3.Left a plunger sitting in the toilet.
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
A: Her dog is blind also.
Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard?
A: Neither did she.
Q: Why could Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?
A: She needed the other hand to moan.
Q: What happened when Helen Keller fell down the well?
A: She screamed her hands off!
You've seen the Helen Keller doll?
Wind it up, and it walks into a wall.
Ever wonder how Helen Keller could tell the difference between the men's room and the ladies room?
She feels her way around.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
A: Answering the iron.
Q: How did she burn her other ear?
A: They called back.
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
A: You'd run away too if your name was Yeeaawwoaw.
(make strange noise)
Why did Helen wear skin-tight pants?
So her friends could read her lips.
How did Helen Keller break her hand?
Trying to read the stop sign at 50 more...