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A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting talking about who is the hardest. The bear says when I roar - the whole forest trembles, the lion says when I roar - the whole jungle shakes with fear, the chicken says all I have to do is cough and the whole fuckin world shits itself!!

Whats the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

The hardest thing in life is to do nothing... you never know when your finished.