"Who is the Hardest of them all?" joke

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A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting talking about who is the hardest. The bear says when I roar - the whole forest trembles, the lion says when I roar - the whole jungle shakes with fear, the chicken says all I have to do is cough and the whole fuckin world shits itself!!

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Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

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