Grooms Jokes

A posh hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a couple of shandy's.
One questions the other two, "listen, it's our wedding night and I was wondering - how many times are we expected to...um...you know... do it" The other two look blankly at him, wondering if the usual 2 pumps and a squirt is enough, or if should they go for it twice, seeing as it is a special occasion. Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and see how the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning over breakfast to discuss what went on.
Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on lads, we can't discuss our first night marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new wives sat with us."
"No you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it" offers another more...

Having theirr wedding reception in the same
hotel, and the two grooms, John and Dave, are having a few
beers together at the bar.
"I bet I make love to my wife tonight more times than you make
love to yours" says John.
"Never. I'll bet $50 my wife wakes up more satisfied than yours"
says Dave.
"Right, you're on. But how will we tell which one of us has
won?" says John.
"Easy. When we come down for breakfast tomorrow, just order
the same number of slices of toast as number of times you
made love." says Dave.
The following morning both couples are at breakfast, and both
grooms are smiling as the waiter comes to take the order.
John leans over - "I'll have a full English breakfast, and SIX
slices of toast" he smiles, winking at Dave.
Dave leans over, and says in a loud voice - "I'll also have a full
English breakfast and SEVEN slices of toast -- and more...